My hobbies include trying to close the elevator door before someone else gets on
what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired
Bored? Draw eyebrows on your dog and laugh until his next bath!!! LMAO
cool date idea:
1. come over to my place with your dog
2. leave your dog
3. go home
'Dont I get a hug' most cringeworthy line
I don’t want to look back in five years time and think, ‘We could have been magnificent, but I was afraid.’ In 5 years I want to tell of how fear tried to cheat me out of the best thing in life, and I didn’t let it.
I won’t let this happen next time.
I won’t let this happen this time.
(brushes crumbs off bed) yea baby hop on in
*gets on tiptoes to whisper into dairy cow’s ear* why ya titty out
How short are you that you need to stand on your toes to talk to a cow?
Looks like we got ourselves a city slicker
How freaking talk are your cows? My cousins own a dairy farm and the cows are about chest height.
You sure talk a lot of shit for someone whose cousin has short cows
i feel like the weirdest thing in the whole world is that purses are considered to be like, for girls„„ in society……. i mean like……….. everybody has objects that need to be carried. why would that be a girl thing? carrying objects? a girl only thing?
can the science side of tumblr expalin this
because men get to carry things in their fully funcTIONAL POCKETS OF THEIR CLOTHING