Monday May 5 @ 12:05amThe oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
infomercial kitten.
why is no-one willing to sell him a special kitten straw for $19.95
Sunday May 5 @ 11:43pmmy little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”
that you
make me
weak in the knees
but
to be quite upfront
and completely
truthful
you
make my body
forget
it has knees
at all. Derrick Brown, Love Language (via weatherbeatensoul) Saturday May 5 @ 12:27am
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Leonardo DiCaprio tried to make fun of his character with the line “I will just wait here”, when in fact that line wasn’t originally scripted. Everyone started laughing and James Cameron said that the line was “Too funny” to ignore it.
Wednesday May 5 @ 10:12pmI’m beginning to realize how little I mean to everyone and its pretty fucking painful.
