fyeahmainer:

lightthefuze:

why do guys look so hot when they drive

really though

Monday Jul 7 @ 12:24pm
every episode of scooby doo
  • guy: something spooky's happening
  • fred: k we'll come check it out
  • fred: daphne, velma come with me
  • daphne: lol okei
  • shaggy: but scooby and i are terrified of everything why do you always fucking send us off alone
  • velma: shut up you two
  • shaggy and scooby: *run into monster*
  • scooby: RAGGY
  • shaggy: *oblivious to everything*
  • scooy: RAAAAGGGGGY
  • shaggy: zoinks!
  • *the monster chases them accompanied by fun music: part 1*
  • shaggy and scooby: *meet up with fred, velma, and daphne*
  • fred: what happened?
  • shaggy: M-M-MONSTER
  • velma: uh oh
  • monster: boo
  • all: AAAAH
  • *the monster chases them accompanied by fun music: part 2*
  • *they run into one room and come out of another one, i don't fucking know how that's possible*
  • velma: my glasses! i lost my glasses!
  • monster: *picks up velma's glasses and hands them to her*
  • velma: thanks. ....JINKIES!
  • *the monster chases them accompanied by fun music: part 3*
  • monster: whoops i tripped
  • scooby: i captured you
  • *they pull the monster's mask off*
  • fred: oh look it's the suspicious guy we met at the beginning of the episode who was super suspicious and greedy and he wanted money
  • suspicious guy: and i would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids and your dumb dog
  • scooby: ROOBY ROOBY ROO
  • all: *laugh*
Monday Jul 7 @ 12:59am

youngblackandvegan:

there are people who can have sex with no strings attached

and there’s nothing wrong with that

but if you know you’re not that person

then don’t act like you are

Monday Jul 7 @ 12:58am
elfauno:

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

elfauno:

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

Monday Jul 7 @ 12:53am

sitsinchairs:

crocsy:

Sexting

Straight couples are fucking weird.

Monday Jul 7 @ 12:52am

huntybin:

u ever get so hype the only thing u hear is gasolina by daddy yankee

Monday Jul 7 @ 12:47am

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

Monday Jul 7 @ 12:46am

Tomorrow marks day one of working two full time jobs let’s see how this goes.

Monday Jul 7 @ 12:46am

fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

this is literally what happens when a young adult starts working full time

Monday Jul 7 @ 12:45am
Monday Jul 7 @ 12:39am

airrogance:

how do people cheat i cant even find one person to kiss me let alone two

Monday Jul 7 @ 12:36am

Monday Jul 7 @ 12:33am
  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it
Monday Jul 7 @ 12:31am
Monday Jul 7 @ 12:30am
stuartsometimes:

I warned you

stuartsometimes:

I warned you

Monday Jul 7 @ 12:30am


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