The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
why is no-one willing to sell him a special kitten straw for $19.95
my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”
The difference between Freedom & Slavery is one thin line.
weak in the knees
to be quite upfront
make my body
it has knees
at all. Derrick Brown, Love Language (via weatherbeatensoul)
Leonardo DiCaprio tried to make fun of his character with the line “I will just wait here”, when in fact that line wasn’t originally scripted. Everyone started laughing and James Cameron said that the line was “Too funny” to ignore it.
I’m beginning to realize how little I mean to everyone and its pretty fucking painful.