teapayne:

My hobbies include trying to close the elevator door before someone else gets on

Tuesday Jul 7 @ 07:50am
smokiing-guns:

http://smokiing-guns.tumblr.com/

smokiing-guns:

http://smokiing-guns.tumblr.com/

Tuesday Jul 7 @ 07:41am

largecoin:

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

Tuesday Jul 7 @ 07:39am
bitrates:

Bored? Draw eyebrows on your dog and laugh until his next bath!!! LMAO

bitrates:

Bored? Draw eyebrows on your dog and laugh until his next bath!!! LMAO

Tuesday Jul 7 @ 07:38am

officialfrenchtoast:

cool date idea:

1. come over to my place with your dog

2. leave your dog

3. go home

Tuesday Jul 7 @ 07:38am

frankoceanfanclub:

'Dont I get a hug' most cringeworthy line

Tuesday Jul 7 @ 07:37am

I don’t want to look back in five years time and think, ‘We could have been magnificent, but I was afraid.’ In 5 years I want to tell of how fear tried to cheat me out of the best thing in life, and I didn’t let it.

(via simplelittlebookworm)

I won’t let this happen next time.

(via tallerthanlions)

I won’t let this happen this time.

(via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)

Tuesday Jul 7 @ 07:37am

u-ok:

(brushes crumbs off bed) yea baby hop on in

Tuesday Jul 7 @ 07:36am

grinderman2:

rebellious-hufflepuff-love:

grinderman2:

frozenfoxtails:

grinderman2:

*gets on tiptoes to whisper into dairy cow’s ear* why ya titty out

How short are you that you need to stand on your toes to talk to a cow?

Looks like we got ourselves a city slicker

How freaking talk are your cows? My cousins own a dairy farm and the cows are about chest height.

You sure talk a lot of shit for someone whose cousin has short cows

Tuesday Jul 7 @ 07:34am

bbcatemysoul:

martinfreeman:

martinfreeman:

i feel like the weirdest thing in the whole world is that purses are considered to be like, for girls„„ in society……. i mean like……….. everybody has objects that need to be carried. why would that be a girl thing? carrying objects? a girl only thing?

can the science side of tumblr expalin this

because men get to carry things in their fully funcTIONAL POCKETS OF THEIR CLOTHING

Tuesday Jul 7 @ 06:42am
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Tuesday Jul 7 @ 06:39am
Tuesday Jul 7 @ 06:38am

willderness:

letskeepthisasecret-babe:

LOOK HOW HAPPY HE LOOKS

what an ass

Tuesday Jul 7 @ 06:38am


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